Deuce's Online Notebook

I sit in front of the computer and cry. My goal is to make you do the same.
November 8

Vivisector

November 5

There’s something magically about how stream-of-conscious Roddy’s rant is.

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When the new neighbors moved in, I stopped by with a few of housewarming gifts. They promptly loaded the moving van back up and I’ve never seen them again.

When the new neighbors moved in, I stopped by with a few of housewarming gifts. They promptly loaded the moving van back up and I’ve never seen them again.

November 4
counterfeitredhead: Knifehawk will fuck you up.  I think the idea of arming endangered species might hurt humanity in the long run, but it’d be pretty cool seeing poachers get a nasty surprise from predators who know how to fuck shit up, wouldn’t it.

counterfeitredhead:

Knifehawk will fuck you up.

 I think the idea of arming endangered species might hurt humanity in the long run, but it’d be pretty cool seeing poachers get a nasty surprise from predators who know how to fuck shit up, wouldn’t it.

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nevver: Copier Slut  Admit it. This is somehow appealing.

nevver:

Copier Slut

 Admit it. This is somehow appealing.

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(via mothmilk) Sometimes I think animals can transform themselves into rapists. Then I run out of drain cleaner to drink.

(via mothmilk)

Sometimes I think animals can transform themselves into rapists. Then I run out of drain cleaner to drink.
November 3
But Dad would.

But Dad would.

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counterfeitredhead: (via loljkpics)  Another reason why my Mother’s Day cards get returned unopened.

counterfeitredhead:

(via loljkpics)

 Another reason why my Mother’s Day cards get returned unopened.

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Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, baby.

Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, baby.

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Can I get a real thing that comes with a bag on its head? That will make the process a little easier, I’ll wager.

Can I get a real thing that comes with a bag on its head? That will make the process a little easier, I’ll wager.